Get to know our intrepid assortment for your private parts:

Hollywood Boyzilian: This is where the Revolution begins. Simply put: Take it all off! This boyzilian includes every last hair on your intimate areas, with pubic hair, sack and crack included. Discover “lengths” that you may not have seen before.

Rio Boyzilian: A “Hollywood,” but this time leave a bit of flirtatious hair behind. Choose from an array of different figures that include “the landing strip,” “the vain triangle,” or “Chaplin’s mustache.”

Boyzilian Jr.: Do your sack and crack, but leave the pubes alone. A service for those who don’t wanna go the distance, but still care about fine grooming where it counts.

Boyzilian Plus: Choose a Hollywood or a Rio, do your glutes while you’re at it, and save!

Crack: For those who don’t get it yet, this is part where your glutes meet. Needs to get done!